Lets skip Christmas and Get a Sale (having a moan)

So the question is on everybody's lips is what the bloody hell happens after christmas, Well what tends to happen is for a start we are all bloody well skint beyond our wildest dreams. And so the dreaded January Dawns upon us (nowone talks of the lovely january, when Christmas is on the Doorstep ) well january is so depressing after the hype of Christmas everybody is moaning over the january sales, with the shops rubbing in our face the fact that they sold us something before Christmas twice as much as what it is then, so its just so fuck$%^ pityfull when you have no money to buy the things you want after christmas which are less than half the price, we all rush out boxing day to find that there is nothing at all left on the shelves then you wonder to yourself where the hell have people found the money to buy sale items after christmas. As you know by now only the rich can buy after Christmas. Whenever you here someone saying they are going to have a traditional christmas then you know that theyre a inchy meiser (tight bas£$%£) and theyve got wait for the sales written all over their faces ( if only Christmas was in January - you would have twice as much). But I suppose we must make the most of it we only get around 70 odd in a lifetime, that like 70 odd boxing day sales. lol (another way of looking at it)

No Green but lots of festive spirit.

Today I was feeling a little down in the morning and not my usual self due to my lack of green tea ( forgot the bloody bags - I wont forget them tomoz in a hurry ). I got usual moan from the odd clerk from leftovers not being done from support on friday, I wont go into detail. I dont know what was wrong with me but I seemed to be far away when people are talking to me ( I dont know what the hell is wrong with me- cant work it out) maybe its boredom from life. I sometimes feel as if I want to do something different and outrageous ( like a extreme sport) just to feel that little spark of life in the cockles of my heart once again. I kept quiet all day today and just had people come up to me and ask why I was so quiet, well sometimes its a good thing to listen to people and observe what's going on around you before blabbing your opinions which other people may not want to listen to. I get days like this and have learnt a lot from it. I am not a loud mouth all the time sometimes I can be as silent as a mouse, this shows that im listening as well speaking, which is a good thing.
The usual day happned today just keying a little more keying, was thinking earlier its only a matter of time before machines are going to replace us, I was looking at the forms we key and noticed some of the form have boxes on the them where the ticks are just like a lottery ticket and what reads this yes youve guessed it a machine, so it looks as if my work colleagues wont be as cosy as they think they are, I know its going to happen the next five years or so I got a funny feeling about it. I left work at around 4.35pm

I got home to my family thinking at was going to be mayhem, but as I entered the door every thing seemed perfect.... nice and perfect, I love days like that. It was lovely the tree lights were on, from where hayls put them up days before. She put them up early I know but hayls has this fasination of having to be the first to put the lights up in the culdesack (street) and so she has succeeded in her little competition lol. Heres a picture of this years early tree......
and the nativety at the bottom which the kids love to play with and break unfortunately

Blurry Nights of fun ( Marcus Polius 21st)

Friday Night (3rd Nov) must have been one of the best nights out I have had in a long time. Trying to remember it, is like trying to get that last bit of ice-cream from the bottom of the tub with a large spoon, with which you will never taste that delicious cream of ice untill someone comes along in work and fills you in with all the bits you could not remember like someone giving you a small spoon for the delicious bits, The delicious bits being the flash backs of course with extras. Yeah thank god for Andrew (Sharky) and his powerful memory we were to complete most of the night. Marcus Polius the tit Meister (he got a big tit and he like's to show it. And well done to him he done his bit for his country by showin his big brown tit
and so The night was young as we started our long mission, with a nice hot chocolate in Monkey bar mmmmmm Chocolate ( I know what ya thinking yer a bit strange for a night out hot choco, but at the end of the day it was gorgeous and lovely, what a change.
I met martin whilst on my way to monkey bar, where the adventure began after a brief hot choco, everyone turned up even The legendary Mr Barrow who has just left us So it was little bit of a double celebration. After a little bit of drink in monkey I was getting heated up for the lovely Bermuda Triangle (ahh the Joy).
we were on our way down there, just about to enter there when Bovril decided to take control of the group last minute and for some bizarre reason to take us to boring Bank Statement, At this point I was feeling a little pissed off as The conversation that were happening around the table were that of promotional nature about boring work (the last thing you want to talk about when ya out is work)
So I SPONTANOUSLY went to the bar and got a round of lovely tequila, where everyone all of a sudden knew everything about lemons and salt, I ate the lemon and downed the tequila and before you knew it I felt a little better of my daily dose of what the doctor ordered. It was then on to the Bermuda Triangle yay!!! Where the Dreams happen and fun begins and so, the so called Death Tequila was sampled By Mr Barrow and myself (tasted like pure hot Crap) errrrr!!!
Then I bought a round of the lovely stuff which was going to change the night Well After that PHEW!!!
Aparently sources tell me that there was Lot going on when we proceeded to the bar next door (Sa1) A sex on the Beach was ordered after convincing Mr Barrow it was lovely, ( well I took the gamble as he was threatning me how beyond its going to be if it doesnt taste nice, but before you know it loads of people were giving me loads of orange paper and so I traded them in for the lovely refreshing stuff at one point we were supposed to have had one jug each.)
We then Decided to move on to chicago rock for a lovely little dance
( where we found lots of lovely tunes.) Martin found a lovely Cue Rope (fetish) which he inherited from somewhere he was getting quite attached to it untill the bouncer Confiscated it. He was really dissapointed I wonder who grassed him up the bas****$, If I ever meet the person who grassed Ill kill them.
After Martin had a Refreshing Head flush in Bogs it was onward To the Outrageous Flares, Where on the lovely Magical joyfull journey I went picking some fresh roses from the church outside the quadrant, For the Famous Mr Barrow, Then there was a sudden bang as martin nearly had his way with little woods window, it was almost a smash n Grab I think he was a little upset due to the withdrawl symtoms of loosing his little momentum (arrrrr he's never had a Navy one, poor guy) yay!!! onwards by now im pisssed as fart nearly falling down potholes and shit, we arrived at flares with which I cant remeber much (blurrr) I know we were dancing and dancing and Mr Barrow refused to dance as he was saying about some girl on the dance floor who has been on the sick for ages and has a sick record as long as his arm!! hee hee. Never mind Mr Barrow She might not remember monday morning when She has her nasty stage 2 displinary from you. And so he came round and we danced and danced and danced then ammmmm then ammmmmm Phew!!hard to remember mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Food
Curry and chips and a large sausage in batter I think mr Barrow had the same The orders were all wrong but we couldnt be arsed to argue, just to be gratefull and eat like we have never eaten before and wasnt it a nice meal.
We caught a Sparkling White Taxi across the road (which I never catch because theyre always too expensive - but what the hell we were With mr barrow - yeah ) the money was flowing out of Mr Barrow's pockets as he gave me A (What!) fiver lol. Remember last time ,oh yeah he payed the expensive taxi last time, damn he remembered and so I was lumbered with most of the taxi fayre. But The Taxi man was a lovely man, Well he had to be to put a bunch Absinth heads at the back of cabby. We were tempted to get Mrs Barrow up to cook us a lovely hearty breakfast but dissopointetely MR Barrow objected He replied " no you bloody wont". It then dawned on me why martin told me to take my earing's out before flares, And so the truth was revealed has he gave me one hell of clout in the taxi, we were brawling and in the back of the cab, Must have give the taximan a mighty fine tip as his cheesy grin was enourmous, we were in someones drive just brawling and wrestling when a light came on we ran for our dear lifes as we heard a dog barking, we didnt give up clouting each other, I used My advanced neaderthal Knowledge and picked meself a mighty fine twig and so the little sparrow martin was arsed spanked all the way down the fuck*** street hee hee never laughed so much But he had his own back when we got back and took this lovely family photo of me taking a shit (the Fuck"*& BAstar$)

Lots of Brain ache to go round after daze Dimension

Do you know the odd thing about work is the fact that no matter how hard the application is I am keying I still go into a daze of daydreaming as if im not there at all, Im carrying out the usual duty's of keying, driving and even shopping but Im still in that horrible daze dimension where you are in a totally different world. The only way I can snap out of it sometimes is if someone comes upto me and talkes of something im really intrested in. This usually happens everyday around the hours of 1 untill 4 afternoon (odd indeed). In the morning I tend to have a couple of green teas then after this I become my churpy self, Full of confidence happy, willing to talk to anyone about anything etc, I would absoulutely love to be like that all the time, but it seems that the monitors drain your every life of breath from you after about 2 hours of so. Ive found that many other people feel like this after spending this amount of time observing screens (sounds like a little experiment to me). Maybe its something to do with the new tft flat screens that are out, or the fact that we are seated all day and its not natural to stay seated for such a long time. Maybe in time evolution will design us to cope with the capabilities of spending so much time in front of computer screens. Can you imagine what we would like. We would have large heads to store more data, large eyes to take in large amounts of data, special fingers to key faster (if keyboards are still around)no hair, no finger nails (not needed). Basically we would look a little like a (Grey) Alien, mmm maybe just maybe it is us in the future.

Ive had a horrible head on today towards the end of work due to too much thinking (much too much thinking in that little place I like to call daze Dimension). I think its due to the fact I like the well being you get from green tea. I think Ive totally abused the detox issues towards it, at this rate I think Im going to live until im 160 with the amount I drink if its true about preserving your body.
Im thinking it must have the same qualities of omega 3 or something like it because your thinking of wisdom is unbelievable (no wonder the ancient Chinese you used to drink it).

On my last note I would like to tell you that (Mark, work colleague and good friend) as started a blogg called weird and wonderfull and after reading the third entry I have laughed my tits off at his Wife's Entry. here it is
http://kramsworld.blogspot.com/
I like the fact that she's been completely blunt and described Mark to a 'T' and not caring about what the hell he has to say about it. Maybe he will make a come back 'Whahey Blog Wars!'

Eyeball Lifts And Personal Toilets

I've spent most of today sitting next to Martin in work, we didn't come up for air as we talked and talked about random s*** with me changing the subject every now and again (with which I have found that Im good at) we talked about whats going to happen friday on his 21st birthday. I hope we havent planned it too much but the first port of call is bowling then into town via tequila bar (I dont give a shit after da lovely tequila bar, cause I wont know what day it is) then into the absent minded town.
Is desk was filled with balloons and pink banners which he removed most gutted :(
never mind.

As you can read what im writing right know that im really really tired but ya dont give a sh** because you like to be entertained with endless entries. I would just like to say that I actually enjoyed my lesson on GCSE psychology alot tonight. I always seem to make a dick of myself when mentioning things, but tonight it was a little more bland than last weeks toilet humour of how men have lots of personal space in lavatories very intresting but I wont go into detail of what happened. This week I was proud to have conducted a test on personal space for the tutor of getting into a lift full of crowded people that I didnt know and not turning to face the door but to stay eye to eye face to face with the the strangers and envade their personal space the results showed that people tend to look down in embarrisement. Strange aint it, why be embarrised. Maybe its a automatic reaction tucked away in the psychological human mind when someone Invades someone else's personal space in a confined place. Also I went on to mention that people tend to copy other people when in a lift and not knowing they are doing it. e.g. A bit like a yawn, you have to copy, you cant resist when ya tired. It must be the bordom of waiting and being in the very close company of others.

Oh ive found a way to keep myself awake more when Im on the internet, its not a miraculous miracle but, MUSIC keeps ya awake a lot longer. So im listening to a really good radio station I have found and heres the link.
Go here http://www.windowsmedia.com/mediaguide/RockandRoll/Oldies
and click on 80's Reload (absoulutely awesome)
Right Ive talked loads of Stuff, Maybe its intresting maybe its not let me know leave a comment my fellow friends and tell me what you think...... see yas

Magical Bike Ride

Only just recently in work I found that there rumours buzzing around on a so called internet video of a funny incident with two stone heads taking a bike ride in the country side. Martin came over just before lunch on the 14th and showed me the video on his phone. I burst with complete and utter laughter, it must be the most funniest thing I have seen in a long time and here it is.......

Walking the Doggy

I have recently found a new lease of life, considering I had a brief conversation in work with my Mate Martin a few months back about a litter of puppys free to a good home. History was making a step for itself as I mentioned it to the Mrs, She replied Yes we have to have a puppy (I was thinking at the time that this might have been a wrong move I shouldnt have opened my gob) and so the boss has spoken and a new member as entered the household, Noodles the Dog.

Catching up on good moments

I got loads to write about and catch up on but im going to cut this whole thing clean and maybe short, I Was shocked to read that Chris Elphick the pigs lip found a site on a complete review of swansea Bloggs and mine was mentioned in it, Considering I dont post much I was shocked to here that someone would write a review on my site, well im going to show much compassion towards my Online Diary and try to keep the language down to a minimum for younger viewers ( Please post me if I swear) here is the review

I have experienced a hell of lot of foolish and unpridictable things the past month Ive started reading a book called the 7 habits of highly effective people with which I have read the first section and im still waiting for the next bit from my mate martin. Who unpredictable wipped it away and from my naked eyes and told me bit by bit my good friend and you will learn. Ok its been a while now and I would love to read more. But I suppose the suspense will make me want to read it more and more. (Just like a child with the build up of christmas in mind). I could buy it and cheat the whole thing but im willing to wait and still ponder over the first section.
Good things come to those who wait.

As fitness goes I have been ill through the month of september and found that I became a little deppressed coming off the antibiotics but the good thing is It gave me time to think and find myself. In those pain staking 3 weeks of coughing and splutering and not being able to smell taste or hear anything I found that I became much more the person I want to be without the robotic feel of life knocking on my head ( if you know what I mean, I hope you do) I didnt know that there was a person like that inside of me. The only problem was that I was starting to worry about new things, rather than work which I would worry about in that time of the day. Everything has gone back to normal now though. I am going to get back into running on the treadmill and ive found that taking the dog for a walk can be exciting rather than a choir which most people seem to think it is. I have found it to be relief as the exciting area i live in has a woodland. Im overwhelmed and exciting to find such a place to enjoy right on my doorstep if I didnt have a dog I would have never found this sacred woodland :) brilliant, pictures and more to follow on my adventures with 'One man and his dog in the sacred woodland'........

I thought that my education was going out the window and cosidering my head is in overdrive with thinking about life and stuff etc I thought I would take a little course which was advertised in the local rag, yes It is GCSE psychology I thought I must do it or I will shoot myself in the foot thinkin about where it would have lead too if I missed the opportunity.
Im enjoying and there will be more to follow about the experience of the mature school boy......

I was shocked recently to find my mate Chrisy was in to hospital with appenticitus. His farther phoned me with the news and I went down the hospital the next day to visit him, it was a experience seeing my mate I grew up with in the hospital bed next to me. I knew I shouldnt have shook him to wake him up, nowonder he looked so bad he had just had his opp.. (whoops)

and recently I had a night out with my chummy mate Martin who in fairness had good recollection of the night considering we drunk a sh** load of drink With absinth being one of the little beauties. I enjoyed

Oh im looking towards buying a new house for the first time too but I wont go into detail at this point due to the unexpedency of the situation.....

Well thanks for reading this long and boring entry, But I suppose its good to catch sometimes

see ya's

A Duplicate of the Leightster

I Was Browsing the net this evening, looking at google earth mostly, its an amazing package.
I was absoulutely shocked to come accross a photo in the nantional geographical section of a person who looks the spitting image of me from the side ( Scary)

heres the link to the pic

My Twin in america and Homeless

Ive over heard people's conversations in the past on how they have saw theyre twin in town earlier, and the great myth is that every person has a twin somewhere else on earth, mmm doubles.
Soul mate doubles, Why would the great creator do such a thing, there must be a reason, maybe Ive stubled accross my twin. Now that would be well and truly cool and to find out hes finding his way around life with great difficulty. It makes me think that mine was easy compared to his. I I I Suppose looking at his life makes me feel gratefull for the way things have turned out in mine, but am I scared to face the bravery he has gone through and my shell is too cosy to come out from and discover new things. When My twin has no home but so much vast knowledge of bravery that he would not be scared of what would go wrong, and would not be negative about success but to take that all important leap from his shell that he never had. I hope he's successful whoever he is?

Robo Cat

I Thought I would have a quick look of what was on the net youtube.com and came across this I thought it was the most funniest thing ive seen in a long time, not many cat owners might find it funny. Its just thats in the cats face as hes going round and round, its just so funny lol. Then once you have watched it read the comments they were even funnier, I was then crying with lafter......

heres the link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5A-ugAYbGRo&NR

Thoughtful post

I thought I would at least make the effort and post,
well as a start from my point of view not much has happned in my life, just that at this very moment in time I have completed my first week of my two weeks off work and boy has it gone quick took a few photos of 3 cliffs which I shall post soon. Took the kids too see what a tree and beach looks like lol. basically Im coming to point where I get really really creative, as im off work i tend to spend alot of time thinking and becoming creative etc. And when Im in work week in week out its just a mind numbing experience of drumming a keyboard to get pay. But hey its job at the end of the day and not many people got jobs where they sit down all day, so I should be grateful.
Ive just read a brilliant book called the philosophy files which I borrowed from my cousin got loads of intresting facts in it about life, meaning of life, reality etc. Im not going to bore you with the texts but its a bit of eye opener for those of you who like a nice easy read.

Ive spent a hell of alot of time just entering and entering comps over and over and over, please let me win, hopefully I will win..............................
well have to go now may there be many more posting's see ya's