The Mont!
This cat is exactly like garfield, he is a devious little shit who will go at any length for food, I don't know if he likes lasgne, (never tried him on it ) he will eat just about anything thats nice and cooked. He is the sort of cat who would actually wolf down his food, to actually come and annoy you when your eating yours. It was funny this afternoon watching him screaming by the window while I was cutting up a lovely ham on the bone, it was freshly cooked from morrisons (it was delicious), I did give him a little when he came in but not much, it was too nice to waste on him
He is in fact the most lazy cat I have ever known, who has walked this earth, he goes in our bloody flowerbed to take a shit (I'm dreading that flowerbed in the summer) then comes back to the front door and screams and scratches to be let back in after being out for 2 mins
He sleeps all day, moans for food, and shits on our flowerbed. That in a nutshell, is in fact my cats life.
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