STORY TIME!! LOL :-)

GOLF BALLS FOR EVERYONE!!!

And so I looked at her and seen the shreak and horror in her face, over and over, the scene played in my mind untill suddenly parsnip flavoured umpa lumpa's wearing Strap on's playing the clarinet, they started to do the irish jig while Arthur was watering her titty-sniffle-twigs which were being slapped by leightons 2 stroke engine called Ivor Tommy the engine!! Tommy loved his engine and named after himself. From time to time he would go to escape in the park and met.....
spaced out iguanas chatting to bob the builder. Orville the duck was sucking off zippy.
I sat down cried and then smiled, foster's tastes of Honey, Jam rice, Strawberry's and asda pasties. Most of all Rab-c nesbit's plucky bits. Little rab screamed for his little japati brother's bike. But "no" he's not having it, especially having the bits. With this he was he found himself pulling on his curly bits which was a bitch as they sprouted cockles but the fat controller was doing the honkey tonk in his y fronts, lovely long pants, wooo - a sexy turkish delight- If i were a little african boy - it would be too hard to chew - in black and white

The End

BATMAN LOL

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